Greed Over People, and Dear Nancy Z

September 26, 2008 at 2:57 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Sorry I’m late. I’ve been wanting to blog, but as you know, I’ve been traveling and have not had access to the Internet. Well, luckily today I’ve been able to get online, and to my horror found new reasons to fear and loathe the Republican Party… and as per usual, I blog about it.

So, I was watching clips from the Republican Convention again, and McCain and Pinhead were claiming that the Dems were going to raise taxes on the middle class.  I wanted to know what they meant by that because as far as I know, that’s a load of shit. So I did a search on Democratic policy and reforms regarding taxes, and let me tell you this: I could not find a solid bit of proof anywhere that even hinted at a tax increase for the middle class supported by Democrats.

But here’s what I did find out: McCain and Palin are the ones proposing the largest tax increase on the middle class in the history of the United States.  (Hypocritical, no?) It’s true! They are the ones who are about to bring tax doom down on the hard-working men and women in our great country. Specifically, and for example, if a man or woman makes about 30,000 dollars a year and gets medical benefits through his or her job, s/he will be taxed as if s/he is making 42,000 dollars annually. Or, if you make 100,000 a year, you’ll be taxed on 112,000 a year.

How can they do that, you ask? Well, let me explain an old Republican concept: they believe that the benefits you get through your employment are only as good as their monetary value (damned scrooges are trying to make everything have a price tag!) In other words, employees will not be getting “benefits” from their place of work anymore, but will actually be getting extra pay in another medium (disguised as “benefits”) which they will tax the shit out of. That’s just wrong, if you ask me. I mean, how can you call taxing health care provisions “benefits?” You can’t. The Republicans are trying to change the way employment operates to suck more money out of the middle class that they have no right to take away.

Have I made myself clear? Let’s break it down further. The Republicans say that the average amount of a medical benefit award in this country is 12,000 dollars a year. And they want to tax all employees who have a health care benefit award on that amount, as if it were part of their annual income. That’s how they can over tax the middle class—and in doing so, they will be solely responsible for greatest tax increase the US middle class has ever endured. And they tried accusing Obama and Biden of doing that. The nerve.

The Democrats wouldn’t dream of taxing health care benefits. They wouldn’t dream of taxing any kind of benefits, because that’s the beauty of benefits: they are gifts to the employees for working hard and loyally—they are not meant to burn holes in the wallets of all who earn them. Benefits should NOT be taxed. If you vote for McCain and Palin, you vote for the murder of benefits and the rape of your annual income.

My dear readers… do the country a favor. Vote Obama.

References:

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_09/014666.php

http://rightdemocrat.blogspot.com/2008/09/mccain-wants-to-tax-health-benefits-for.html

http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/09/mccains_health_care_tax_increa.html

http://www.gohealthinsurance.com/blog/

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9406E5DA133BF933A05750C0A96E958260

Any questions?

GOP=”Greed Over People”

Oh, and lastly, I have a message for Nancy Z that I have to write here in my blog because I still haven’t figured out how to communicate on Word Press to her directly…
Dear Nancy,
Don’t worry, Ms. Z, I know you are not that retarded Republican “Nancy” who vomited in my comments about how Obama is not really running for president and that the White House wants its furniture back… I have proof that you are educated (as we had classes together—LOL) and would never assume you to be the same as that moron. Anyway, I didn’t know you are still doing the blog thing too. I’m glad to see ya on the Interwebs again! Take care and feel free to interact on my blog anytime! Do you have a new blog, because last I checked, you took yours down… Anyway, take care!

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Natural Talent vs. Experience (Translation: Obama vs. What Palin ain’t got.)

September 19, 2008 at 11:41 am (collywobbles, nit-piquing, prolixity) (, , , , )

So my pursuit of understanding Palin as an entity continues; well, I mean my horror continues, really. For my last Palin blog post, I received 3 (actually there were 4, but one comment was kind of broken in 2) comments from people who were not fans of my opinions of Palin. Actually they brought up things that had nothing to do with my blog on a whole, but whatever. I approved the comments, because I see no reason not too, but just make things easier, I’ll quote those comments here.

Comment #1; Arthur Pavis Says: Jenaicklefritz, I read almost your entire blog, but I had to stop. Here is a way that you can help our economy and also our country. Go out and buy a new car. Maybe an environmentally friendly type and drive it over a steep cliff you numb skull!

My thoughts on Pavis: First, “numbskull” is one word. Second, since this is a free country, he had every right to say that—even if it was infantile and pointless. You see this is the type of country I fear we live in today. Education teaches so little and our country is all about being the first to say something that most Americans come off as brazen simpletons. As I see it, the freedom of speech has become the freedom to speak without thinking, make an ass of oneself, and demonstrate one’s own pitiful personality and low I.Q. It’s a shame really. Perhaps if our country had a greater sense of pride in the future of our country and of ourselves, the overall American population would be less crass and have a firmer handle on rhetoric and debate; these are qualities I feel we need as a people to better ourselves and our nation. Plus, it would make is look better to other countries if we’re not slobbering over ourselves whenever we disagree with someone or something. Anyway, I also realize that this Pavis individual is probably only thirteen and hormonal, and not as stupid as he came off. Perhaps Pavis has democratic parents whom he’s rebelling against. I mean hey—it makes sense, right?

Comments #2 and #3; NANCY Says: The [D]emocrarts under Clinton are the guilty ones starting with Freddie Mac. Clinton put his buddies in there[] they took bad loans and cooked the books, and left with millions in their pockets. Of course it is easier to just point the finger to Bush. Pelosi and Reid would never have a proper investigation. Democrats protect their criminals. Rangel, Jefferson (refrigerator money) and the list goes on, even the [C]lintons(did we ever get the Whitehouse furnishings back?). Obama has NO experience he has a puppet-master. I wonder who is really running for President on the Dem side?? It sure isn’t Obama. … with [B]iden’s big mouth and [O]bama’s lack of info and needing a prompter…the debates will be a gas!!

My thoughts on NANCY: Well, it is easy to point a finger at Bush for the Nation’s fiscal slump, but I didn’t do that in this blog. I’m not sure I’ve done that in any of my blogs yet. I should do a little research and try it sometime. And, who cares about the White House furnishings? Really? What does she mean “did *we* ever get [them] back?” I never owned any White House furnishings to begin with, so I wish NANCY would please not flip out on a tangent that has nothing to do with the state of our nation. Honestly, would she ask her neighbors if they ever got their stolen TV set back for her? Whatever, moving on… I know the Clintons were not the most pristine people in the White House. But I’m not voting for him or her or any of their former “buddies” as NANCY called them. I’m voting for someone else—someone I can believe in to make things better after all the recent hullabaloo. And about Biden’s big mouth, sure he’s said some stupid things… for example: “Earlier in the week, in Columbia, Missouri, Biden urged a paraplegic state official to stand up to be recognized. “Chuck, stand up, let the people see you,” Biden shouted to State Senator Chuck Graham, before realizing, to his horror, that Graham uses a wheelchair. “Oh, God love ya,” Biden said. “What am I talking about?””

However, that’s not exactly the same as Palin’s verbal blunders—such as her entire interview with ABC’S Charlie Gibson.  No, most of Biden’s errors on the job have been foolish little slip-ups, not flat out ignorance. He has the same stupid moments as everyone else. But he knows his government and his country. Can Palin say that honestly? No, she can see Russia from her house.

And accusing Obama of having a lack of info and needing a prompter is “a gas,” NANCY, because Sarah Palin couldn’t survive without a prompter. Which brings me to my next point. So many people are accusing Obama of not having enough experience to be a good leader. But is that even a valid argument; what about past bad leaders who’ve had experience and past good leaders who’ve had none? There are leaders of all kinds in this world who do good or ill—and so far I’ve not seen a trend between the quality of leadership and the amount of “experience” that leader has had. To me, leadership is a skill. A person is either good at it or is not. Some get it through practice, others through natural talent. Obama has natural talent—he is a leader already, whether the Republicans want to acknowledge that or not. But Sarah Palin… let’s just say that politicians shouldn’t have to cram for the big test. Obama knows what he’s doing. Palin doesn’t. Obama may not have experience, but neither does Palin. Accusing him of the same thing she is guilty for is hypocritical. The difference between Republicans accusing Obama of inexperience and Democrats accusing Palin of the same thing is that the Democrats know that leadership is a skill and Palin doesn’t have it.  That’s where Obama will succeed and Palin with fail.

Comment #4; Rob says: Could it be that the years you described as “fabulous economically from 1991 to 2000″ were truly not…they were laying foundations on sand…

My thoughts on Rob: You make a very good point. There is much speculation about the Clinton administration and his cronies in regard to Fannie May, Freddie Mac, etc. But even if that entire eight or so years was as you say, “laying a foundation of sand, there is still no doubt that those years were good economically. I believe that the fiscal problem America is experiencing right now is a combination of things. I won’t deny that the Clintons may have made some shady moves, but that is not the only thing that through our country into financial turmoil. There have been many MANY mistakes since that sealed the deal. Tyring to blame everything on Clinton is like trying to make ice in the microwave.

I’d like to thank NANCY and Rob for their contributions to my blog today. I’m always interested in reading opposing views. It’s great for reinforcing my own opinions. It was a valiant effort on both their parts, but I believe that my fear and loathing of Sarah Palin is still enough for me to vote Democratic this time around. But thanks.  And I’d also like to thank good ‘ol Arthur Pavis for reminding me how childish the American people come across. I had a great laugh, and I hope that he does well in high school government. I also want to recommend that Pavis join a debate team. They could teach him a thing or two about rhetoric, polemics/argument, and how to avoid appearing utterly obtuse—just a suggestion.

I wish like-minded people would comment to my anti-Palin blogs once in a while. Not because I feel bombarded with opposition, but I would like to be reminded that there are other people out there who realize that Palin could likely send women’s rights back 200 years. I want to see the community of people out there who have hope. If anyone out there is as afraid of Palin as I am and would like to read the words of a woman far greater than I on the atrocity that is the Republican VP nominee, please check out this article: Eve Ensler on Sarah Palin. It is amazing and only better states what I’ve been trying to say on my blog for weeks. Thanks for reading.

Never lose hope. Vote for change. Let’s bury Palin’s views with her Jesus horses.

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…on the highway of life and I’m going going going…

September 18, 2008 at 9:51 am (Cop-out post, Uncategorized)

Over One Thousand Miles! Yessir, I’m going to drive over 1,000 miles starting Saturday morning. Here’s my route!

I’ll be stopping in Great Falls, Billings, Bozeman, and finally ending in Twin Falls. The Friday before my trip, my cousin Casey (who’s in the Navy) is going to come and visit me in Cheney. I’ve not seen him in a long time, and because he’s in the service and I’m a world traveler, we rarely get a change to meet, so this will be an exciting weekend for me! Oh, and by October 1st is when I’ll be back in Twin Falls, fyi.

Um… yeah, that’s all I can blog about today. I have a doctors appointment this afternoon that involves a scary implant and small surgical procedure. Goody goody. I’ll probably not get online untill I’ve reached Billings from here on in… not that I’ve been online that much to begin with. Finding good net in Cheney is like finding the perfect man. You can find imitations everywhere, but the real deal is either taken or disconnected. Okay, that could have made sense… maybe. Anyway, I’m scheduled for Billings on the 21st or 22nd, depending on how long I stay in Great Falls. But anyway, That’s the skinny. I’m not trying to cop out on blogging… just circumstantially copping out. Ciao!

Amended ex post facto… again (I seem to do this a lot lately)

So, I realized that my little map I posted is inaccurate. I do not drive through Helena to get to Great Falls. I drive a straight shot through on a tiny highway that will take me through big horn country then a shit ton of wheat-gold looking hills. Somehow my map got screwy and gave a route that will take much longer and go through places I do not need to bother with. Anyway though, that’s basically the only mistake that I can see on there. K, bye bye.

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Ennui life and style version 09.16

September 17, 2008 at 10:23 am (skirting the topic, titubant)

It started about sixish. Actually, I can’t really remember. All I can remember is the spicy tofu. And the nigh empty theatre. I was promised our evening would last until 11 pm, if not midnight. I was told so, anyhow. But alas. Spicy tofu, three men dead, cosmetic surgery, and one flight to Venezuela. Then 10:21pm, and I’m already home. Alone. Tomorrow is his birthday, too. But I can’t be with him then. Nor can I ever as of the 20th. Unless he decides Thanksgiving is a go. Go. Please go. But I don’t count on him. So. I’m home at 10:23pm. He’s gone to sleep. I don’t blame him. So. Much.

My hair is crispy and it makes me wonder why I try at all. I need to shower but I don’t want to cry. Does that ever happen to you? The shower makes it seem okay to cry because no one can tell the difference between the tap and the tears? As if anyone would be showering with you to make the distinction. But no, you are crying alone, so there is no possibility for deceptions. But you fool yourself, none the less. Every time you convince yourself it’s just how life is and it’s no one’s fault. Shower water is wet like tears, it doesn’t mean you are crying. But I don’t want to shower after coming home. 10:30pm is not 11:00 or midnight. It’s not companionable. It doesn’t feel any warmer.

My hair is coated in toxins. Dusty. Style from an aerosol can. It’s hard without looking it. Like a lion. Or a glass of gin on the living room table. Straight up. I could drink it now. I thought it was water. I fell for my own set up. 10:33pm and already tricking myself into a stupor. My hair is hard. My head is hard. My heart is still beating. Always a good sign. I don’t expect it should have any difficulty. It’s a good heart. It has no enemies. Or takers.

…just many people close to it. But not enough to smother. I smother. I sigh for comfort. Or no reason. He sighs when he’s too tired to find reason enough. There’s always reason enough to stay until 11pm. Or midnight. And definitely 10:23pm. So he settled there. And now it’s 10:38pm, complete with crunchy hair, empty house, early evening, and leftover tofu stew. There’s just one thing to do now. Publish my ennui tonight, scheduled for appearance tomorrow, unglorified, uncanny, and unhappy. Unfair does not describe this night. Brittle does.

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Job hunting and cyber meth labs.

September 16, 2008 at 10:22 am (collywobbles, titubant)

Well, I started it. I have been filling out cheapo online resumes and job applications for English Teachers in Asia all morning. So far I’ve only applied to a couple schools. Like four, really. And then I gave up for the day, because about 18 that I tried applying to wouldn’t let me complete an application because I was not living in the country now! It was heart breaking that I do not qualify because I’m on the wrong side of the big puddle. Well, the whole thing just flat did it for my bad mood. So like any other irritable person would do, I’m going to take my anger out on my blog.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!.

I just don’t even have the will to blog about anything exciting right now. Seems like the only thoughts running through my mind are the unfortunate ones. I mean, really, how can I afford to live overseas to apply to jobs? I need money to live overseas, which I won’t have without a job, and if I can’t live overseas I can’t get a good job… DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THE PARADOX HERE?  I know this is not as big of a problem as my reaction to it would imply, but I haven’t had a good drama queen moment in so long that I felt overdue.

And anyway, my mind has not been stimulated well lately. Point in case, I just read this random guy’s retarded blog where he was complaining about this other random, no-one girl who was flirting back and forth with Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on his MySpace and then went to meet him at one of his shows (because allegedly he asked her to) and was crushed to find out he is engaged to Ashley Simpson (another lame music icon) who happened to be on tour with him. So the whole point of his blog was an excuse to call Wentz a cad or something for “internet cheating” on Simpson because of a stupid fan crush gone wrong. I should just read Dickens, James, and Norris for a while—just to get the toxins out of my head. Lately I’ve been addicted to clicking the random button on blog websites and getting some of the most tasteless written drivel known to exist in cyber space. Why do I do it? It’s nothing but cyber meth. Hell, my own blog is a cyber meth lab. I might just be poisoning the minds of other poor addicted blog readers who share my own sick pastime.

What has the world come to? I need a job, a life, a change of scenery, and a martini.

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Economic Reform:You’re doing it wrong. (I’m talking to you, Palin)

September 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm (collywobbles, nit-piquing, prolixity) (, , , , )

I’ve been reading a lot about Wall Street in the news recently. Frankly, it’s had me a little worried, though I do not fully understand big business firms and banking as well as I should like. Anyway, I decided that the issues will be resolved by the experts, so I won’t fret about it too much. But then today in Golden, Colorado, Sarah Palin made a speech, which used the demise of Lehman and the buying of Merrill by Bank of America to solidify the Republican plans for economic reforms—which I find to be useless in the overall scheme of the American-Global Economy.

Sarah Palin stated in her speech this morning, “[M]anagement on Wall Street has not run [the banks] responsibly, and has put companies and markets at risk. They place their own interests first instead of their employees and the shareholders who actually own these companies. So John McCain and I—we’re going to put an end to the mismanagement and abuses in Washington and on Wall Street that have resulted in this financial crisis. … It’s so important that the United States gotta remain the strongest financial market in the world. It must be the market that the American people and investors everywhere can trust. … [Wall Street reform] is gonna be one of the highest priorities of our administration.”

Okay, well, it maybe true that there have been errors, mistakes, and wrongdoings in management of a few banks this last week, but let’s get one thing straight: The Democratic Party has always had a far greater grasp on the concept of economy than the Republicans. Sarah Palin’s vow that she and Johnny are going to reform Wall Street and fix our domestic market and improve the global economy is laughable and a little more frightening than the current decline in Wall Street this very moment. Do they even have the experience or knowhow in this area? Let’s look at what really has been happening to the American market, shall we?

The way I see it, the US was doing fabulous economically from 1991 to 2000. If memory serves me correctly, that was nearly the entire terms of President Clinton, who served America from 1993 to 2001. During this time, the US prospered with the longest economic growth in its history. But as soon as the Republicans (George W. Bush) took the White House in 2001 and the US suffered terrorist attacks on Sept. 11th of that year, the economy went into a recession and only became worse over time.  It’s true that the US economy began to recuperate in 2002 thanks to increased productivity and household spending, but the tight labor markets, the drag in household markets and the astronomical mortgage problems cannot be ignored as being key in the falling economy today. Overall consumption is affected by the housing and mortgage slump, and without household spending, general US cash flow begins to look like a heart stopped up with grossly high cholesterol. Basically, all the money is stockpiling with the rich, while the middle class vanishes and the lower impoverished class grows at alarming rates. This means US consumption in general is weakening exponentially and a solution could be difficult to find if not employ.

So what does this all mean? It means that bank management is a mere micro-fraction of the problem. It doesn’t even amount to the tip of the iceberg—it’s practically an eyesore on the economy, if that. What we need is economic reform, not simple management reform on Wall Street. The problem is not so high up. We need to start from the bottom, and work our way up. That’s what Obama has been saying for weeks.

In addition to everything else, rising oil and commodity prices can increase the risk of inflation more than we are already experiencing. I’m guessing that most people feel the crunch everyday when they fuel up to drive to the job that might not exist for them tomorrow, or try to buy the groceries for the week’s dinners for a family of four. True, the Federal Reserve is holding back on well-anchored inflation expectations, thanks to the many different scenarios predicting the next great depression and crumbled economy, though I’m not sure if that makes me feel fiscally protected or not. We shouldn’t only prepare for the worst; we should constantly be working for the better. No more economic stagnation! Let’s move for real change and positive reform.

While recent fiscal performance is anything but favorable over the last eight years, the key challenge may still yet to have been recognized, so our politicians really shouldn’t be pussyfooting around with Lehman, Merrill and A.I.G. True, those firms have made an excellent example for the McCain/Palin points of view, but they still pale in comparison to the overall crisis our country is facing.  Reforming unsustainable entitlement programs could be the answer for a little while, but how does that help the millions of people who make up the lower class? Sure, without the reforms Palin talked about the federal spending on Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid will increase sharply over coming years, and threaten the long-run of fiscal maintainability, but without a solid middle class, those beneficial programs wouldn’t be accessible to anyone other than the wealthy anyway.

Again, I’m not “technically” a Democrat, because I refuse to blindly follow a political party, but I believe that what Obama is looking at when it comes to our economy is far better than anything McCain and Palin have suggested to fix our nation’s problems. Start from the bottom up. Don’t rely on the trickle-down effect to solve anything. The time is now, we cannot stagnate—and that is exactly how the McCain administration will try to run things. They will fix a small problem at the top, and hope that the trickle-down affect will do the work for him. Well that’s not good enough! We can do better. YES WE CAN.

Oh, and one more thing… I just felt the need to point out that Sarah Palin seriously does not know how to make a real speech. She always makes her addresses in public scream “hockey mom on a soap box” more than political candidate, if you ask me. Point in case: in her speech I just discussed today, she said:

“So glad to be with you here in Jefferson County [Golden, Colorado]—which is the beautiful gateway to the Rocky Mountains—it’s gorgeous here! Kind of selfish here, also; it’s great to be in the state that Denver Bronco Chris Cooper and the Avalanche’s Scott Parker [incomprehensible mumbling]. Both Chris and Scott are from Alaska and they got a lot of fans up there. And, you know, Scott was part of the Avalanche team that brought home the Stanley Cup. Another son of Alaska, Mark Schlereth—he helped the Broncos win the Super Bowl in ’98 and ’99! See we got that connection. And Alaskans—we like winning! And with Colorado’s help, we’re going to keep that streak going, it’s why we’re here—with your help, we’re going to elect John McCain the next President of the United States of America.”

Let’s break this down a little—translate it—if you will.
“I’m glad to be in a state almost as beautiful as my own. It’s gorgeous here! I’m selfish, I know. And it’s also very gratifying to me that some of your top athletes are actually Alaskans in Coloradan disguises. You know, Scott Parker, Chris Cooper, and Mark Schlereth are not really fighting for your state, they’re fighting for mine. And you know what, it’s okay, because we don’t have professional teams in Alaska. We just whore them out to the lower 48’s teams. That’s the only reason your Coloradan teams won at all—because of Alaskan talent. You know, that’s also why I’m running for Vice President, because John’s team wouldn’t stand a chance without a real winner. He’d lose the game and bring shame to the Republican team. But the Republicans know what winning is about, and that’s why they drafted me—an Alaskan—someone who knows about winning and will bring McCain all the way to victory. And that’s how we’ll win the war in Iraq, too! I sent my son over there just four days ago. My son is also an Alaskan, and he will crush the Iraqi team and bring the American team to victory just like his mom will for the Republics and how Scott, Chris, and Mark did for their respective Coloradan teams. We don’t just play they game—we own it—breath it—win it—always. Vote McCain!”

Yes, that woman has been hanging out with too many cheerleaders and listened to too many half-time speeches in the locker rooms. The Presidency is not a sporting event, although every time I listen to her talk, I wonder where the popcorn venders are… No, Sarah Palin is turning the election into the Stanley Cup or the Super Bowl. This is not what politics is about. The war is not played on short clipped grass or ice with distinctive goal lines. Hell, we don’t even know who is playing for whose team in War! Whatever she’s trying to accomplish with the whole “team captain” routine is pretty much lost on me. But, hey, maybe I’m just not as sports-minded as I thought I was. Why don’t you be the judge of her speech? You can view it RIGHT HERE.

Amended ex post facto:

Gawd it felt good to get all that out of my system. I’ve been wanting to be more humerus in my writing and blogging recently, but all I seem capable of doing lately is criticise Palin and the McCain ticket for their obvious shortcomings in the race for the Presidency. It’s just so easy! Anyway I hope you enjoyed today’s read and found this post to make up for my last two cop-outs. Cheers and good luck, Americans.

P.S.

Have I every mentioned on here that if McCain dyed his hair green and wore purple face paint, his head would look like an eggplant? Just thought I’d throw that observation out there. (Hey, at least his head would match what I predict his presidency to be if he makes it in to office– vegetative.)

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Answer for Yesterday’s blog…

September 14, 2008 at 10:03 am (Cop-out post, pointless puling)

So I heard on the radio a few days ago that thanks to digital camera technology and the ridiculous rate that people can now take and store pictures, Wal-Mart decided to cut prices on photo development to better serve those people who have several hundred digital undeveloped photos just wanting to be printed. You can take a little memory card, memory stick, or even the memory box from a digital device and print photos for around 15 cents a picture. I thought, hey! I have about 137 pictures from my best friends’ wedding that I really want to develop and put in a scrapbook. But the pictures were all on my computer! Not in a digital camera, so I went through HELL trying to find a way to print them! Wal-Mart is 11.9 miles away from my house, and due to really bad (see shitty) luck, I had to drive there three different times just to find out that there was no way in hell I’d be able to print off those pictures at Wal-Mart. The entire mission was almost a full day ordeal. Anyway, that is why yesterday sucked balls.

And I would have something to talk about today, but I’m too tired to think about it. I’ll just chalk this blog up to another waste of time and a lack of interesting thoughts.

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Today…

September 13, 2008 at 10:38 am (Cop-out post)

sucked balls. Just letting you know. Tell ya about it later. Maybe.

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Why I love verbal brevity…

September 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm (collywobbles) (, , , , , )

There is nothing more powerful than asking a yes or no question to determine the competency and conviction of others. During Sarah Palin’s ABC interview with Charlie Gibson, the competency and conviction of the Republican Vice President candidate became painfully obvious. Let’s look at it grammatically: Gibson asked nigh in toto yes or no questions throughout the interview, and Palin gave answers that not only did not answer these questions, but filibustered around them with the grace and succinctness of George Bush, Jr. What was she trying to do—besides irritate one of the most mild-mannered news interviewers in Media Land? Poor Gibson was just trying to get a simple, straightforward answer to his easy yes or no questions. I don’t believe anyone has ever seen him come so close to losing his cool over an interview. He didn’t get a single answer out of Palin, and I don’t blame him from asking her if she was being a touch hubris for believing she was ready to be Vice President. Which, I must add, she has no idea what the job of the VP entails.

If you wish to read more on the ABC Gibson-Palin Interview, please visit: ABC News: EXERPTS.

Holy freaking Shiites, Batman!  Palin really doesn’t know her global issues! Truly, Palin is the wrong woman to be 2nd in command of the United States.  Anyway, I’m sorry I wasn’t more specific in this blog—instead opting to just give you a link and make you figure out what I mean through your own means—but I am almost burnt out on Palin preposterousness. Let’s recap on why I fear this woman’s possible taking of the White House with McCain:

1.) There’s no guarantee that McCain will live another four years; therefore if they do take the White House, we’re stuck with her. (McCain had 4 instances of melanoma, one being invasive; he also has high blood pressure and his father passed away of a heart attack at the age of 70—McCain has already passed that age, and the statistics do not look good… especially after putting him into a VERY high-stress job—such as President of the United States… I could go on, but I must get on.)

2.) Palin has admitted in no uncertain terms that she does not know what the Vice President does, nor has she thought much about Iraq and other international issues. She also made sure that the American people knew that she’s only traveled outside of the North American continent once to Germany within the last year or so, but beyond that, her foreign experience can be summed up with: you can actually see Russia from Alaskan coast.

3.) She had to have the Bush Doctrine spelled out for her. “nuff said.

4.) She believes that abortion should ONLY be legal if the pregnancy will be fatal to the mother—rape and incest victims need to bite the bullet.

5.) Palin believes her energy reforms are superior to everyone else’s because she wants to drill and have a giant natural gas pipeline stretch across Nationally preserved forest and wild lands of Alaska, where even McCain is apprehensive and leaning against not doing just that.

6.) She shares the belief that homosexuals can be converted to heterosexuals through the power of prayer. (And would probably believe that the power of prayer can make a god-fearing individual grow to be 7’2” with a different eye color and shoe size, too.)

7.) She’s an anti-feminist who honestly thinks that women voters will vote for her just because she is now the only woman on the campaign trail. Meanwhile, Hilary supporters and other forward thinking women rage that she had the guts to make such an assumption that a uterus is all it takes to win vote—everyone knows the only thing that Hilary and Sarah have in common is that second X-chromosome.

8.) She tried to lie to the US by claiming she sold the Alaska governor’s private jet on ebay and returned the profits to the Alaska people in order to make a stand against frivolous politics. In reality she failed to sell it on ebay after months of it sitting on the market, and instead gave it to a private broker who sold it to Larry Reynolds, a businessman who made campaign contributions to Palin. There was no profit made off the jet—and no money from the sale went back to the Alaskan people.  She might as well have just kept the jet from the get-go.

9.) Along with her ridiculous claims about being against “over the top” luxuries for government officials, she also fired the governor’s private cook in order to make that same stand. That cook now must find a new job, in a place where private cooks are not high in demand, and probably lost many government employees’ benefits. How can Palin claim to be for the people, when she would fire someone who had a government position (even a small one, like a private cook to the governor) just to make a statement about her own policies? There was really no reason to fire her cook.

10.) She’s tried firing her sister’s ex-husband by using the governor’s power, but instead firing her sister’s ex-husband’s boss for not firing him when she told him to; she’s been in fights with librarians in Alaska for trying to ban certain books; she’s claimed that polar bears and beluga whales are not endangered species; she’s trying to legalize aerial hunting of wolves; I could go on forever!

Anyway, to come full circle back to the beginning, I wish Palin would have at least exercised the art of verbal brevity when answering Gibson’s simple questions, so that the world can see for themselves just how undoubtedly unready this lunatic is to lead as vice president and potentially THE president of the country. The very idea is giving me indigestion. Everything she says and does gives me such a horrible case of itchy fingers that I have no choice but to proselytize the importance of voting for Obama/Biden on my blog.

So please, dear readers, in the words of UK comedian and friend to Americans Russell Brand, vote Obama, because “[Americans] deserve it after eight years of Bush.”

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Can’t talk shit about Palin today…

September 11, 2008 at 3:28 am (Cop-out post)

I’m going to a consultation with my woman’s doctor and won’t have time to blog, so this is all you get.

Let’s hear it for reproductive freedom, Palin.

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